Cap's Watching Project Reports
Jul 16, 2018 17:52:25 GMT -5
Post by Cap on Jul 16, 2018 17:52:25 GMT -5
Round 5 – Comfort Food
Folks, its been a long 2 weeks. My birthday was two Friday’s ago (7/6) and I was actually looking forward to spending a little time watching some great wrestling that weekend. And I did! However, the World Cup was in full swing and we were celebrating me getting older, so I was quite busy spending time with friends and putting entirely too much food (and maybe a little booze) into my face. The results were mixed. I had a great weekend, but I also wound up with a stomach bug (I think from something I ate) that has kept me pretty limited for about a week. Throw in a concert and the summer classes I teach starting up and sitting down to write about what I watched got put off.
Because it was my birthday I wanted to treat myself to good ol fashion wrestling comfort food. I put on some matches that I know I have seen countless times, but never disappoint. These are stick to your ribs matches for me, bouts that I just have a ton of fun watching They are all matches that sort of pluck at the tensions between “favorite” and “best” for me, matches I genuinely think belong on this list, but I fully recognize I am probably higher than your average bear on. This week I went over…
Eddie Guerrero vs John Bradshaw Layfield (WWE Title – 5/16/2004)
Shinobu Kanori vs Bull Nakano (Chain Match – 7/14/1994)
Daniel Bryan vs HHH (4/6/2014)
Necro Butcher vs Super Dragon (No DQ – 2/9/2006)
I didn’t want to just watch some of my favorite matches to sing their praises; instead, I really sat down to try to figure out what it was about these matches that might have stuck with me. I am not sure I found some great unifying theme, but I do want to explore the idea of character dynamic this week because it was something that sort of stood out to me. This week I am going over urgency, character dynamic, and finish.
Urgency
I put it to you, friends, who – outside of maybe wrestlers proficient in shoot style, more consistently creates a sense of urgency and legitimate malice better than Super Dragon? Who?! I think there are probably people in the conversation with him (more on this in a second) but I can’t think of anyone off the top of my head who I think is worlds better. Dragon vs Necro is a fight from the gun. Dragon walks right up to Necro and punches him in the mouth and these two are off to the brutality races. Necro was one of the best brawlers in wrestling history because he took legit shots, dished out legit shots, and was a master when it came to creating a sense of chaos in a match. Look at his matches with Ki and Joe for proof. They were clearly his better in terms of strength, speed, and skill, but those matches looked legit because he drug them into the deep waters and made them fight his fight. He didn’t have to make Super dragon fight his fight. That psychopath is more than willing to throw hands. The match actually benefits from a series of very tense and sloppy moments on the stage outside the ring. Between the botched backdrop and tiger driver (I think that is what Necro was going for) that probably left Dragon questioning his decision to take the match in the first fucking place and then Dragon’s visceral tantrum in response that lead him to launch a chair into the back of Necro’s dome… this match went from urgency to an almost awkward brutality. I get that it turns some people off, but my take is – in most cases – that these are grown men (or women) that have chosen to go in there and have an understanding about the level of violence they are willing to engage in. This may or may not have gone further than they thought (I have no way of knowing), but the result is something that is very hard to duplicate.
Now I started this saying that Super Dragon was one of the best at creating a constant sense of urgency around himself. I would also say Kandori is pretty damn good in that regard. Much like the Dragon/Necro match, this starts fast, before the bell even. Kandori looks pissed. She is ready to do murder. That is why I love her so much. She never looks like she wants to do anything other than kill the person across the ring. This match is red hot from start to finish too. They are swinging for the fences and everything is really laid in. There is a moment early when Bull is kicking Kandori and I am not sure it was stiff enough for Kandori’s liking so she blasted Bull and everything picked up from there. Now there is an interesting point in this match that I think creates some division on it. One of the biggest critiques of it on the whole is that the crowd brawling is uninspired and I am not going to necessarily disagree with that. To me, it just doesn’t matter because the way the brawl worked made sense in context. Bull just got a major advantage and busted open Kandori, she takes her into the crowd to find something to put her away, maybe wastes a little too much time and winds up seeing the momentum shift. It's a mistake she paid for to me, not a dead point in the match. The big point here is that as the momentum shifts I think we see a solid escalation in urgency… in how intense the match was thanks in part to the crowd brawling. Kandori throws an incredible combo and then a huge haymaker to level Bull after she had just taken a beating. This was a great moment in the match. It not only leveled things a bit, but it picked up the pace even further and gave everything some teeth
Our other two matches are a bit different. Bryan/HHH and Eddie/JBL are very personal matches with pretty great stories behind them. They don’t establish urgency through punches and slaps to the face right off, but rather through the stories and how each man tells it in their mannerisms. Particularly strong here are the protagonists (Eddie and Bryan). Bryan was the hottest face in pro wrestling since Steve Austin. His rise to title at WrestleMania was one of the most organic surges in popularity I can remember. I was fortunate enough to go and I remember the mixed feeling of excitement and dread. While everyone knew that putting the belt on Bryan that night was the right thing to do, Trips and Vince had done a wonderful job – intentional or not – establishing doubt. I remember distinctly sitting over a delicious bowl of gumbo texting my friend about best and worst case scenarios that weekend, talking to random wrestling fans about the chances that HHH makes it an all Evolution main event, and telling anyone who would listen that Bryan could have the greatest Mania performance of all time if only they would let him. They really capitalized on that feeling. Bryan going for a quick win established a sense that this match could end at any moment. Bryan provided a pace that kept HHH compelling as he threw 90s AJPW influenced offense at Bryan. It was a fresh match for both men and I always find myself taken up in the story. Of course Bryan winning sent the roof off the place. Between the set up and the layout of the match there was a real sense of importance and urgency that has yet to ware off for me.
Like all wrestling fans I can turn to superlatives a little too frequently. I am fairly confident in one though; Eddie Guerrero puts on an all time performance against JBL here. Curtain to curtain he is absolutely on in every sense. He walks a tight rope between his crowd pleasing routine and real malice for his hossy opponent. While you might argue that JBL pulls the match down a little bit in the middle (and I wouldn’t necessarily disagree much) there is a real animosity between these two that is palpable, soaking every second of the match. Of course the elephant in the room here is the blade job. Eddie bleeding as much as he did as he mounts his final comeback was really something else. The moment when he does his shimmy with the blood all over him was – to me – a sort of other worldly wrestling moment. It’s sort of everything I love about wrestling and everything I love about this match boiled down to a single scene. In a weird way it reflects how this match sort of blurs the lines between the wrestling stage and reality. First, the rumors always were that Eddie put a lot of pressure on himself to carry the company as champion and him blading so deeply was him trying to the extra mile to make the match memorable. Second, beyond the reason, the blood and violence added to the highly charged race/class rivalry they had, driving home Eddie as an underdog overcoming the odds. It's a wonderful bit of wrestling theater. In all this is a match that is all urgency. It is all hate and all vitriol and that is why I love it so much.
Character Dynamic
In watching these matches this time around, character dynamic felt like a sort of unifying theme that drew me to some of my favorite matches, what makes them comfort food matches. That starts with Eddie and JBL. I mentioned above the race/class dynamic of this rivalry. While I think this match gets a fair amount of love and of course Eddie is a universally respected wrestling, I have always felt that JBL was undersold as a heel, particularly here. He goes over the line, but he does so in the most wrestling way possible. You could pluck JBL out of a WWE ring and put him on a soap opera as an evil millionaire and no one would bat an eye. Him giving Eddie’s mother a heart attack was about as cheesy as it gets but every time I watch that vignette I want Eddie to tear JBL’s limbs off and beat his big square head with them. Its comical and over the top, but I think it speaks to a reality (at least a reality as far as I am concerned) where there is a class of people who believe they are better than everyone else and believe they can treat other people like garbage. What’s more, they don’t even recognize just how vile they are being. JBL played that role perfectly. He was an all time heel character in that regard and his greatest protagonist is indeed Eddie, who he could play off of directly in terms of race and class, who exudes work ethic and underdog spirit. JBL might not have been Misawa in the ring, but he was good at what he did and he brought so much to this feud and match, really sparking investment in Eddie (especially in that building) that was organic and impassioned. Eddie Guerrero was always great, but I have never seen him better as a total wrestler than when he was playing off JBL on this night. The match is great but the characters make it. They are the glue that hold everything together here.
Much the same can be said for Bryan and HHH. The dynamic is not all that different. The authority/king HHH working to keep the underdog/every-man wrestler from ascending to the top of the business, it doesn’t have the racial tones of course, but it's a clear and legible story of the haves trying to keep the have nots down. Bryan brings out the best in HHH. He moves and wrestles like he really wants to keep Bryan down. In a way this gives Bryan the perfect canvas for his artistic expression. He is able to play the crowd like a fiddle as he sells his arm/shoulder and mounts his comebacks. Anyone could take that hunk of marble and make a pretty dope statue, but Bryan and HHH were able to carve out something pretty incredible. Ok, I have mixed enough art metaphors. On top of the underdog story, this match added an additional layer. I have said for a while that one of the more interesting ways of creating investment in wrestling is by pitting wrestlers against one another who represent different ideals of wrestling. WWE has been capitalizing on this for a while. It was the appeal of the Punk/Cena feud. Sometimes they will hit the nail a little too on the head, but generally I think a lot of fans associate more with types of wrestling, ideals as much as anything. Bryan represented the indy darlings, the workhorses, the antithesis of the corporate machine. HHH represented all that Bryan wasn't. Those kinds of things get people to care and I’ll be honest, I cared. If HHH would have won I would have been tore up about it. Does that make me a mark? Yes. Do I care? No.
The other two matches rely a little less on theatrical builds that the audience is all in on (at least when I am watching) and more on establishing dynamics between the wrestlers immediately. Sure, everyone knows that Super Dragon and Necro Butcher are badass brawlers who won’t shy away from beating the hell out of each other, but they make sure anyone who might have been confused knows immediately. The same can be said for Bull and Kandori. Their reputations precede them, but they don’t rest on those laurels here. The trick, though, is that the dynamic evolves over the course of the match. Two clear and somewhat unique characters tell a compelling – if simple – story together through their wrestling and through they the characters interact. Take for example he clear frustration of Super Dragon after the sequences on the stage. Few wrestlers get over their emotion without facial expressions well as Super Dragon and he is on point here. He is throwing chairs and having a mini tantrum that eventually evolves into some brutality that has a different tone than their original stiff shots. Was this quasi-reality? Was Super Dragon legit mad about the “botches” and in turn taking some shots at Necro? Some people believe it. To me, that is the appeal. To me, it kinda doesn’t matter because – like I said – they are pros and I trust them. I think you get the same kind of escalation from Kandori and Bull, particularly after Bull busts Kandori open and drags her through the crowd. That is why the crowd brawl doesn’t bother me, it serves as a turning point even if it wasn’t the most offensively awe inspiring. When they return to the ring Kandori has turned the violence up and she is clearly now in a fight for her life. She is still shit kicking Kandori, but there is almost a respect in how she is trying to murder Bull now that Bull has got her hands on her and shown her what she can do.
In sum, these four matches represent two different kinds of dynamics and stories, broadly speaking of course. The WWE matches are larger than life theatrics. They have a clear protagonist and a clear antagonist. They deliver a villain that you want to see defeated and more importantly a hero you desperately want to defeat them. The matches themselves, in their own way, tell those stories in compelling and unique ways. Eddie sacrifices everything (his blood, the match) for revenge and Bryan overcomes the epitome of a boss in a video game to continue his journey. In some ways The HHH/Bryan match is held back a bit by not being the final chapter, but if it were we might have gotten more of a HHH match and less of a Bryan match. Super Dragon/Necro and Kandor/Bull didn’t have the clear demarcations and high drama that the other matches had, but they had grit. They had a fight and they had characters that thrive in that environment. I would say all four are wrestlers you can watch in a vacuum really easily. You don’t need to do a lot of work to “get” Super Dragon, Necro Butcher, Bull Nakano, or Shinobu Kandori and that is what I love about them. All four of these wresters are able to elevate just about anything they are a part of because of that and working together they created matches that I think are special.
Finishes
This will be a little shorter than other sections, but the finishes struck me as important here, some in a good way and some in a bad way. Finishes matter to me a lot. I probably put a disproportionate amount of weight on them. I have lots of feelings/thoughts/ideas about finishes, but one preference I have is for clean-finishes. That doesn’t mean that all matches have to end with a clean finish to be good, but it means that when all is created equal, a clean finish makes me happier (even if it is for the heels sometimes). For a long time the finish of JBL and Eddie was a slight stain on the match, but a few years ago I started to really appreciate what they were doing here. The face DQ is hard to pull off and this is maybe the best version of it I have ever seen. Eddie doing whatever he had to get revenge was a thing of beauty. Hurting JBL was more important than anything and that elevated the feud and both men like no clean finish could have. The finish here really elevates this match. The same can be said for Kandori/Bull. This is low-key one of my favorite finishes in wrestling. Bull wrapping her damn leg in the chain and coming off the top was incredible. It drove home that Kandori, even in defeat is one of the baddest human beings alive. I even love how Kandori is sort of rolling around in pain but can’t bring herself to kick out. It may seem counter intuitive in a way, but I like that it's a unique little touch at the end, driving home how the lengths Bull had to go to and what she is capable of. Finally, while I am not sure it actually brings the match up, the finish of Super Dragon and Necro was appropriate. Dragon damn near had to kill Necro to put him away and some of the kickouts later in the match made the brutality of the finish that much more impactful. Necro is not a man who goes quietly into the night. In each of these cases the match and both wrestlers are actually elevated via the finish and there is a great deal to be said about that
The same can’t be said for HHH/Bryan. Look, I love that the finish is clean and I love that it is decisive. I even love the post match where HHH loses his shit and attacks Bryan. It all makes sense. This just like it was going somewhere and just when they had their momentum I feel like things sort of hit an abrupt end. In some ways it was a necessity. Bryan had another match and this had to reign things in a touch, but at the same time, this felt like it left a good bit on the table; 3-5 minutes of a real true homestretch might have made this the greatest matches in WrestleMania history. In the context of Bryans story and HHH serving as the penultimate challenge, I understand it and think it makes perfect sense. In the context of what they had built emotionally in the ring, this comes up just a touch short at the finish to me.
Eddie Guerrero vs John Bradshaw Layfield (WWE Title – 5/16/2004)
Current Rank: 13
Trending: Even
I once thought I would be the high vote on this. That was until someone said they were considering it for their #1 spot. I am not sure I have ever seriously considered it quite that high, but if this were a list of favorite matches this might be hard to dethrone. To me, Eddie’s performance here might be the single greatest performance in wrestling history. I love everything about this. It is far greater than the sum of its parts. This match blurs boundaries, it taps into deeply important social issues and does so in a way that is at the same time both very “pro wrestling” and respectable. It is visceral and intense. This match is very WWE but it is also gritty. It is grand but doesn’t skimp on the work. It doesn’t hurt that it features one of my absolute favorite wrestlers and most brutal blade jobs ever. While it might creep up my list a touch based on being a personal favorite, I have watched this match countless times and I always come away thinking it is legitimately great. This could move up or down just a touch, depending on how other things grab me, but I suspect this winds up around the bottom of the top 10 to the top 15 when its all said and done.
Shinobu Kanori vs Bull Nakano (Chain Match – 7/14/1994)
Current Rank: 32
Trending: Down-ish
This match might represent the biggest gulf between me and what I sort of understand the “general opinion” on a match to be. While I see it get praise, I rarely see it counted among the truly great matches of all time; however, much like Guerrero/JBL I have watched this a number of times trying to see if I am wrong and I just don’t think I am. I just can’t see this as anything other than absolutely great. Kandori and Bull are two of the most believable wrestlers to ever get in the ring and they beat the ever-loving hell out of each other with a god-damned chain. What is their not to love? This match excels when it comes to producing captivating visuals and awe-inspiring violence. Really, watch this back and look at some of the scenes/moments they create. This is filled with just great images of violence. It is pretty easily my second or third favorite women’s match (which I only specify because women’s wrestling probably makes up less than 5% of all wrestling I have seen in my life). It's a match you can watch in a vacuum and enjoy with no problem. It holds up across time and space. Its also brings big time rewatch value (which I care about) However, if its going anywhere, Kandori/Bull is probably going down. My general opinion of the match is unchanged, but its competing with some heavy hitters here in the 30s. Additionally, as I round out my blind spots I am finding some affinity for some new stuff to, so there may just be new matches taking some pretty prized spots. Regardless, I can see it dropping closer to the middle of the pack.
Daniel Bryan vs HHH (4/6/2014)
Current Rank: 86
Trending: Down-ish
No match will benefit more from being one of my favorites than this match. Bryan was a huge part of me getting back into wrestling in 2004 and 10 years later I found myself at a conference the same weekend as Mania (my first mania). Watching him win two matches that night was just special… it just was. I get that this is biases me in some ways, but what is more pro wrestling than making memories? On rewatch I can sort of recognize some places/aspects of this match that don’t hold up quite as well as I remember, but that is mostly nitpicky. The match is still great. It is balanced, tight, and tells a really clear/cool story. I have never been more interested in HHH than I am here. He is busting out new offense and is working with a lot motivation. Bryan is face-melting hot on this night and quite simply delivers like he always does. This match could slip a bit, but there is almost no chance this slips off my list. At the very worst it winds up in one of those bottom 5 spots reserved for personal choices.
Necro Butcher vs Super Dragon (No DQ – 2/9/2006)
Current Rank: 96
Trending: Even
Necro Butcher and Super Dragon currently sit in the personal section of my list and I think that is where they are going to stay. It sort of exists on a massive tier with at least 30-50 other matches that could vie for one of the final few spots. Few of those matches make me as happy as this match does. Maybe that makes me morbid because I am pretty sure these dudes hurt one another, but I think more than anything it's a matter of respect for me. These two grown ass men decided to go beat on one another to tell us all a story and I have unlimited respect for that. Super Dragon and Necro have always been two of my favorites. Super Dragon is one of the best body language communicator in wrestling and he oozes baddass charisma. For his part, Necro Butcher is an all time brawler and a fellow West Virginian. If you don’t know anyone from West Virginia we typically have a strange loyalty to our state and to people who have success from it (politics aside of course – that's a different thing). Necro and Dragon create absolute magic here as far as I am concerned. I get that this kind of thing isn’t for everyone, but it sure as fuck is for me.
Folks, its been a long 2 weeks. My birthday was two Friday’s ago (7/6) and I was actually looking forward to spending a little time watching some great wrestling that weekend. And I did! However, the World Cup was in full swing and we were celebrating me getting older, so I was quite busy spending time with friends and putting entirely too much food (and maybe a little booze) into my face. The results were mixed. I had a great weekend, but I also wound up with a stomach bug (I think from something I ate) that has kept me pretty limited for about a week. Throw in a concert and the summer classes I teach starting up and sitting down to write about what I watched got put off.
Because it was my birthday I wanted to treat myself to good ol fashion wrestling comfort food. I put on some matches that I know I have seen countless times, but never disappoint. These are stick to your ribs matches for me, bouts that I just have a ton of fun watching They are all matches that sort of pluck at the tensions between “favorite” and “best” for me, matches I genuinely think belong on this list, but I fully recognize I am probably higher than your average bear on. This week I went over…
Eddie Guerrero vs John Bradshaw Layfield (WWE Title – 5/16/2004)
Shinobu Kanori vs Bull Nakano (Chain Match – 7/14/1994)
Daniel Bryan vs HHH (4/6/2014)
Necro Butcher vs Super Dragon (No DQ – 2/9/2006)
I didn’t want to just watch some of my favorite matches to sing their praises; instead, I really sat down to try to figure out what it was about these matches that might have stuck with me. I am not sure I found some great unifying theme, but I do want to explore the idea of character dynamic this week because it was something that sort of stood out to me. This week I am going over urgency, character dynamic, and finish.
Urgency
I put it to you, friends, who – outside of maybe wrestlers proficient in shoot style, more consistently creates a sense of urgency and legitimate malice better than Super Dragon? Who?! I think there are probably people in the conversation with him (more on this in a second) but I can’t think of anyone off the top of my head who I think is worlds better. Dragon vs Necro is a fight from the gun. Dragon walks right up to Necro and punches him in the mouth and these two are off to the brutality races. Necro was one of the best brawlers in wrestling history because he took legit shots, dished out legit shots, and was a master when it came to creating a sense of chaos in a match. Look at his matches with Ki and Joe for proof. They were clearly his better in terms of strength, speed, and skill, but those matches looked legit because he drug them into the deep waters and made them fight his fight. He didn’t have to make Super dragon fight his fight. That psychopath is more than willing to throw hands. The match actually benefits from a series of very tense and sloppy moments on the stage outside the ring. Between the botched backdrop and tiger driver (I think that is what Necro was going for) that probably left Dragon questioning his decision to take the match in the first fucking place and then Dragon’s visceral tantrum in response that lead him to launch a chair into the back of Necro’s dome… this match went from urgency to an almost awkward brutality. I get that it turns some people off, but my take is – in most cases – that these are grown men (or women) that have chosen to go in there and have an understanding about the level of violence they are willing to engage in. This may or may not have gone further than they thought (I have no way of knowing), but the result is something that is very hard to duplicate.
Now I started this saying that Super Dragon was one of the best at creating a constant sense of urgency around himself. I would also say Kandori is pretty damn good in that regard. Much like the Dragon/Necro match, this starts fast, before the bell even. Kandori looks pissed. She is ready to do murder. That is why I love her so much. She never looks like she wants to do anything other than kill the person across the ring. This match is red hot from start to finish too. They are swinging for the fences and everything is really laid in. There is a moment early when Bull is kicking Kandori and I am not sure it was stiff enough for Kandori’s liking so she blasted Bull and everything picked up from there. Now there is an interesting point in this match that I think creates some division on it. One of the biggest critiques of it on the whole is that the crowd brawling is uninspired and I am not going to necessarily disagree with that. To me, it just doesn’t matter because the way the brawl worked made sense in context. Bull just got a major advantage and busted open Kandori, she takes her into the crowd to find something to put her away, maybe wastes a little too much time and winds up seeing the momentum shift. It's a mistake she paid for to me, not a dead point in the match. The big point here is that as the momentum shifts I think we see a solid escalation in urgency… in how intense the match was thanks in part to the crowd brawling. Kandori throws an incredible combo and then a huge haymaker to level Bull after she had just taken a beating. This was a great moment in the match. It not only leveled things a bit, but it picked up the pace even further and gave everything some teeth
Our other two matches are a bit different. Bryan/HHH and Eddie/JBL are very personal matches with pretty great stories behind them. They don’t establish urgency through punches and slaps to the face right off, but rather through the stories and how each man tells it in their mannerisms. Particularly strong here are the protagonists (Eddie and Bryan). Bryan was the hottest face in pro wrestling since Steve Austin. His rise to title at WrestleMania was one of the most organic surges in popularity I can remember. I was fortunate enough to go and I remember the mixed feeling of excitement and dread. While everyone knew that putting the belt on Bryan that night was the right thing to do, Trips and Vince had done a wonderful job – intentional or not – establishing doubt. I remember distinctly sitting over a delicious bowl of gumbo texting my friend about best and worst case scenarios that weekend, talking to random wrestling fans about the chances that HHH makes it an all Evolution main event, and telling anyone who would listen that Bryan could have the greatest Mania performance of all time if only they would let him. They really capitalized on that feeling. Bryan going for a quick win established a sense that this match could end at any moment. Bryan provided a pace that kept HHH compelling as he threw 90s AJPW influenced offense at Bryan. It was a fresh match for both men and I always find myself taken up in the story. Of course Bryan winning sent the roof off the place. Between the set up and the layout of the match there was a real sense of importance and urgency that has yet to ware off for me.
Like all wrestling fans I can turn to superlatives a little too frequently. I am fairly confident in one though; Eddie Guerrero puts on an all time performance against JBL here. Curtain to curtain he is absolutely on in every sense. He walks a tight rope between his crowd pleasing routine and real malice for his hossy opponent. While you might argue that JBL pulls the match down a little bit in the middle (and I wouldn’t necessarily disagree much) there is a real animosity between these two that is palpable, soaking every second of the match. Of course the elephant in the room here is the blade job. Eddie bleeding as much as he did as he mounts his final comeback was really something else. The moment when he does his shimmy with the blood all over him was – to me – a sort of other worldly wrestling moment. It’s sort of everything I love about wrestling and everything I love about this match boiled down to a single scene. In a weird way it reflects how this match sort of blurs the lines between the wrestling stage and reality. First, the rumors always were that Eddie put a lot of pressure on himself to carry the company as champion and him blading so deeply was him trying to the extra mile to make the match memorable. Second, beyond the reason, the blood and violence added to the highly charged race/class rivalry they had, driving home Eddie as an underdog overcoming the odds. It's a wonderful bit of wrestling theater. In all this is a match that is all urgency. It is all hate and all vitriol and that is why I love it so much.
Character Dynamic
In watching these matches this time around, character dynamic felt like a sort of unifying theme that drew me to some of my favorite matches, what makes them comfort food matches. That starts with Eddie and JBL. I mentioned above the race/class dynamic of this rivalry. While I think this match gets a fair amount of love and of course Eddie is a universally respected wrestling, I have always felt that JBL was undersold as a heel, particularly here. He goes over the line, but he does so in the most wrestling way possible. You could pluck JBL out of a WWE ring and put him on a soap opera as an evil millionaire and no one would bat an eye. Him giving Eddie’s mother a heart attack was about as cheesy as it gets but every time I watch that vignette I want Eddie to tear JBL’s limbs off and beat his big square head with them. Its comical and over the top, but I think it speaks to a reality (at least a reality as far as I am concerned) where there is a class of people who believe they are better than everyone else and believe they can treat other people like garbage. What’s more, they don’t even recognize just how vile they are being. JBL played that role perfectly. He was an all time heel character in that regard and his greatest protagonist is indeed Eddie, who he could play off of directly in terms of race and class, who exudes work ethic and underdog spirit. JBL might not have been Misawa in the ring, but he was good at what he did and he brought so much to this feud and match, really sparking investment in Eddie (especially in that building) that was organic and impassioned. Eddie Guerrero was always great, but I have never seen him better as a total wrestler than when he was playing off JBL on this night. The match is great but the characters make it. They are the glue that hold everything together here.
Much the same can be said for Bryan and HHH. The dynamic is not all that different. The authority/king HHH working to keep the underdog/every-man wrestler from ascending to the top of the business, it doesn’t have the racial tones of course, but it's a clear and legible story of the haves trying to keep the have nots down. Bryan brings out the best in HHH. He moves and wrestles like he really wants to keep Bryan down. In a way this gives Bryan the perfect canvas for his artistic expression. He is able to play the crowd like a fiddle as he sells his arm/shoulder and mounts his comebacks. Anyone could take that hunk of marble and make a pretty dope statue, but Bryan and HHH were able to carve out something pretty incredible. Ok, I have mixed enough art metaphors. On top of the underdog story, this match added an additional layer. I have said for a while that one of the more interesting ways of creating investment in wrestling is by pitting wrestlers against one another who represent different ideals of wrestling. WWE has been capitalizing on this for a while. It was the appeal of the Punk/Cena feud. Sometimes they will hit the nail a little too on the head, but generally I think a lot of fans associate more with types of wrestling, ideals as much as anything. Bryan represented the indy darlings, the workhorses, the antithesis of the corporate machine. HHH represented all that Bryan wasn't. Those kinds of things get people to care and I’ll be honest, I cared. If HHH would have won I would have been tore up about it. Does that make me a mark? Yes. Do I care? No.
The other two matches rely a little less on theatrical builds that the audience is all in on (at least when I am watching) and more on establishing dynamics between the wrestlers immediately. Sure, everyone knows that Super Dragon and Necro Butcher are badass brawlers who won’t shy away from beating the hell out of each other, but they make sure anyone who might have been confused knows immediately. The same can be said for Bull and Kandori. Their reputations precede them, but they don’t rest on those laurels here. The trick, though, is that the dynamic evolves over the course of the match. Two clear and somewhat unique characters tell a compelling – if simple – story together through their wrestling and through they the characters interact. Take for example he clear frustration of Super Dragon after the sequences on the stage. Few wrestlers get over their emotion without facial expressions well as Super Dragon and he is on point here. He is throwing chairs and having a mini tantrum that eventually evolves into some brutality that has a different tone than their original stiff shots. Was this quasi-reality? Was Super Dragon legit mad about the “botches” and in turn taking some shots at Necro? Some people believe it. To me, that is the appeal. To me, it kinda doesn’t matter because – like I said – they are pros and I trust them. I think you get the same kind of escalation from Kandori and Bull, particularly after Bull busts Kandori open and drags her through the crowd. That is why the crowd brawl doesn’t bother me, it serves as a turning point even if it wasn’t the most offensively awe inspiring. When they return to the ring Kandori has turned the violence up and she is clearly now in a fight for her life. She is still shit kicking Kandori, but there is almost a respect in how she is trying to murder Bull now that Bull has got her hands on her and shown her what she can do.
In sum, these four matches represent two different kinds of dynamics and stories, broadly speaking of course. The WWE matches are larger than life theatrics. They have a clear protagonist and a clear antagonist. They deliver a villain that you want to see defeated and more importantly a hero you desperately want to defeat them. The matches themselves, in their own way, tell those stories in compelling and unique ways. Eddie sacrifices everything (his blood, the match) for revenge and Bryan overcomes the epitome of a boss in a video game to continue his journey. In some ways The HHH/Bryan match is held back a bit by not being the final chapter, but if it were we might have gotten more of a HHH match and less of a Bryan match. Super Dragon/Necro and Kandor/Bull didn’t have the clear demarcations and high drama that the other matches had, but they had grit. They had a fight and they had characters that thrive in that environment. I would say all four are wrestlers you can watch in a vacuum really easily. You don’t need to do a lot of work to “get” Super Dragon, Necro Butcher, Bull Nakano, or Shinobu Kandori and that is what I love about them. All four of these wresters are able to elevate just about anything they are a part of because of that and working together they created matches that I think are special.
Finishes
This will be a little shorter than other sections, but the finishes struck me as important here, some in a good way and some in a bad way. Finishes matter to me a lot. I probably put a disproportionate amount of weight on them. I have lots of feelings/thoughts/ideas about finishes, but one preference I have is for clean-finishes. That doesn’t mean that all matches have to end with a clean finish to be good, but it means that when all is created equal, a clean finish makes me happier (even if it is for the heels sometimes). For a long time the finish of JBL and Eddie was a slight stain on the match, but a few years ago I started to really appreciate what they were doing here. The face DQ is hard to pull off and this is maybe the best version of it I have ever seen. Eddie doing whatever he had to get revenge was a thing of beauty. Hurting JBL was more important than anything and that elevated the feud and both men like no clean finish could have. The finish here really elevates this match. The same can be said for Kandori/Bull. This is low-key one of my favorite finishes in wrestling. Bull wrapping her damn leg in the chain and coming off the top was incredible. It drove home that Kandori, even in defeat is one of the baddest human beings alive. I even love how Kandori is sort of rolling around in pain but can’t bring herself to kick out. It may seem counter intuitive in a way, but I like that it's a unique little touch at the end, driving home how the lengths Bull had to go to and what she is capable of. Finally, while I am not sure it actually brings the match up, the finish of Super Dragon and Necro was appropriate. Dragon damn near had to kill Necro to put him away and some of the kickouts later in the match made the brutality of the finish that much more impactful. Necro is not a man who goes quietly into the night. In each of these cases the match and both wrestlers are actually elevated via the finish and there is a great deal to be said about that
The same can’t be said for HHH/Bryan. Look, I love that the finish is clean and I love that it is decisive. I even love the post match where HHH loses his shit and attacks Bryan. It all makes sense. This just like it was going somewhere and just when they had their momentum I feel like things sort of hit an abrupt end. In some ways it was a necessity. Bryan had another match and this had to reign things in a touch, but at the same time, this felt like it left a good bit on the table; 3-5 minutes of a real true homestretch might have made this the greatest matches in WrestleMania history. In the context of Bryans story and HHH serving as the penultimate challenge, I understand it and think it makes perfect sense. In the context of what they had built emotionally in the ring, this comes up just a touch short at the finish to me.
Final Thoughts
Eddie Guerrero vs John Bradshaw Layfield (WWE Title – 5/16/2004)
Current Rank: 13
Trending: Even
I once thought I would be the high vote on this. That was until someone said they were considering it for their #1 spot. I am not sure I have ever seriously considered it quite that high, but if this were a list of favorite matches this might be hard to dethrone. To me, Eddie’s performance here might be the single greatest performance in wrestling history. I love everything about this. It is far greater than the sum of its parts. This match blurs boundaries, it taps into deeply important social issues and does so in a way that is at the same time both very “pro wrestling” and respectable. It is visceral and intense. This match is very WWE but it is also gritty. It is grand but doesn’t skimp on the work. It doesn’t hurt that it features one of my absolute favorite wrestlers and most brutal blade jobs ever. While it might creep up my list a touch based on being a personal favorite, I have watched this match countless times and I always come away thinking it is legitimately great. This could move up or down just a touch, depending on how other things grab me, but I suspect this winds up around the bottom of the top 10 to the top 15 when its all said and done.
Shinobu Kanori vs Bull Nakano (Chain Match – 7/14/1994)
Current Rank: 32
Trending: Down-ish
This match might represent the biggest gulf between me and what I sort of understand the “general opinion” on a match to be. While I see it get praise, I rarely see it counted among the truly great matches of all time; however, much like Guerrero/JBL I have watched this a number of times trying to see if I am wrong and I just don’t think I am. I just can’t see this as anything other than absolutely great. Kandori and Bull are two of the most believable wrestlers to ever get in the ring and they beat the ever-loving hell out of each other with a god-damned chain. What is their not to love? This match excels when it comes to producing captivating visuals and awe-inspiring violence. Really, watch this back and look at some of the scenes/moments they create. This is filled with just great images of violence. It is pretty easily my second or third favorite women’s match (which I only specify because women’s wrestling probably makes up less than 5% of all wrestling I have seen in my life). It's a match you can watch in a vacuum and enjoy with no problem. It holds up across time and space. Its also brings big time rewatch value (which I care about) However, if its going anywhere, Kandori/Bull is probably going down. My general opinion of the match is unchanged, but its competing with some heavy hitters here in the 30s. Additionally, as I round out my blind spots I am finding some affinity for some new stuff to, so there may just be new matches taking some pretty prized spots. Regardless, I can see it dropping closer to the middle of the pack.
Daniel Bryan vs HHH (4/6/2014)
Current Rank: 86
Trending: Down-ish
No match will benefit more from being one of my favorites than this match. Bryan was a huge part of me getting back into wrestling in 2004 and 10 years later I found myself at a conference the same weekend as Mania (my first mania). Watching him win two matches that night was just special… it just was. I get that this is biases me in some ways, but what is more pro wrestling than making memories? On rewatch I can sort of recognize some places/aspects of this match that don’t hold up quite as well as I remember, but that is mostly nitpicky. The match is still great. It is balanced, tight, and tells a really clear/cool story. I have never been more interested in HHH than I am here. He is busting out new offense and is working with a lot motivation. Bryan is face-melting hot on this night and quite simply delivers like he always does. This match could slip a bit, but there is almost no chance this slips off my list. At the very worst it winds up in one of those bottom 5 spots reserved for personal choices.
Necro Butcher vs Super Dragon (No DQ – 2/9/2006)
Current Rank: 96
Trending: Even
Necro Butcher and Super Dragon currently sit in the personal section of my list and I think that is where they are going to stay. It sort of exists on a massive tier with at least 30-50 other matches that could vie for one of the final few spots. Few of those matches make me as happy as this match does. Maybe that makes me morbid because I am pretty sure these dudes hurt one another, but I think more than anything it's a matter of respect for me. These two grown ass men decided to go beat on one another to tell us all a story and I have unlimited respect for that. Super Dragon and Necro have always been two of my favorites. Super Dragon is one of the best body language communicator in wrestling and he oozes baddass charisma. For his part, Necro Butcher is an all time brawler and a fellow West Virginian. If you don’t know anyone from West Virginia we typically have a strange loyalty to our state and to people who have success from it (politics aside of course – that's a different thing). Necro and Dragon create absolute magic here as far as I am concerned. I get that this kind of thing isn’t for everyone, but it sure as fuck is for me.